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Did you know there are more people with genius IQ living in China

than they're people of any kind living in United States

-That can't be possible be true

-That is

What would account for that

First, awful lot people living in China

But, here's my question

How do you distinguish yourself than population of people who all got under SAT's

-I didn't know they take SAT's in China

-They don't

I wasn't talkin' about China anymore. I was talkin' about me

-You got

-Yes

I can sing in a Capella group, but I can't sing

Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong

I could row crew or invent a dollar PC

Or you get into the "Final Club"

Or I get into the "Final Club"

You know, from women perspective sometimes not seeing a man in is a good thing

-This is serious

-On the other hand, I do like a row crew

Well, I can't do that

-I was kidding

-Yes, I got nothing wrong in test

Have you ever tried

-I'm trying right now

-To row crew

Gettin' into "Final Club". To row crew No! Are you like... whatever, delusional

Maybe, sometimes you said things at once

I'm not sure which one I suppose to be aiming at.. But you seen guys who row crew, right

-No

-Ok, well, they bigger than me They world class athlete

Like a second ago you said you like guys who row crew

So I assumed you've met one

I guess, I just meant like the idea of it, you know the way a girl likes cowboys

Ok

Should we get something to eat

Would you like to talk about something else

No, it just that since the beginning of the conversation about the "Finals Club"

I think I may have miss a birthday

There are really more people in China with genius IQ's than entire..

"Phoenix" is the most diverse. The "Fry Club", Roosevelt punched the porc

Which one

"The Porcellian, the Porcit's the best of the best"

Which Roosevelt

Theodore

Is it true they send a bus around to pick up the girls Who wanna party with next phoenix chairman

So you can see why it's so important to get in Well, which is the easiest to get into

Why would you ask me that

I was just asking

None of them. That's the point

My friend, Eduardo made $betting oil futures one summer

And Eduardo won't comes close to get in

The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here

Must be nice. He made $. in a summer

-He likes meteorology

-You said it was oil futures

You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil

I think you ask me that because you think the "Final Club" that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance..

What

You ask me which one is the easiest to get into

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Because you think that the one where I have the best chance

The one that the easiest is to get into

Would be the one where anybody has the best chance

You didn't ask me which one was the best one You ask me which one was the easiest one

I was honestly just asking, ok..

I was just asking to ask..

-Mark, I'm not speaking in code

-Erika

You obsesses with "Finals Clubs"

You have "Finals Clubs"

-OCD You need to see someone about it

who'll prescribe you some sort of medication

You don't care if the side effect may include blindness

"Final Clubs" not "Finals Clubs"

And there's a difference between being obsessed than being motivated

Yes, there is

Well, you do that, it's was cryptic, so you do speaking code

I didn't mean to be cryptic

I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the club

Why

Because they're exclusive and fun

And they lead to the better life

Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected for the president

-because he was member from "Phoenix" Club

-He was a member of The Porcellian, and yes he did

Why don't you just concentrate on being the best you, you can be

Did you really just said that

I was kidding -***

-I wanna try to be straight forward

*** You might wanna be a little more supportive If I get in I will be taking you to the events

and the gatherings and will be meeting a lot of people you won't normally get to meet

You would do that for me

We're dating

Ok

well I wanna try and be straight forward even let you know that we're not anymore

What you mean

We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry

-This is a joke

-No, it's not

You're breaking up with me

You gonna introduce me the people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet

What the f..

-What is that supposed to mean

-Wait, settle down

What is it supposed to mean

Erica, the reason we're able to sit and drink right now

because you used to sleep with the door guy "The door guy" his name is Bobby

I have not slept with "the door guy"

"The door guy" is a friend of mine

And he's the perfectly good class of people

And what part of Long Island you from? Wimbledon

-Wait,Wait, wait is this real

-I'm going back to my dormy

-Yes

-Ok, than wait, I apologize, ok..

-I have to go study

-Erika..

-Yes

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-I'm sorry, I meant it

I appreciate that but I have to go study

Come on. You don't have to study

You don't have to study. Let just talk

-I can't

-Why

Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster

All I meant is that you not likely to..

Currently, I wasn't making a comment on you're parents

I was saying that you go to B.U. *Boston University*

I was studying a fact. That's all

If it's seem rude, than of course I've to apologize

-I have to go study

-You don't have to study

-Why you keep saying that I don't need to study

-Because you go to B.U

Wanna get some food

I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my educations

I'm sorry, I don't have a row boat

-So we're even

-I think we should just be friend

I don't want friends

I was just being polite. I have no intention of being friends with you..

I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class

If could just order some food. I think we should.. Look, you will probably going to be very successful computer person

You gonna go thru life thinking that girls don't like you

Because you're a nerd..

I want you know, from the bottom of my heart that won't be true

It would be because you are an asshole

Harvard University, Fall Kirkland House

: PM

Erika Albright's a bitch

You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht

Or do you think because all B.U. girls are bitches For the record, she may look like a C

but she's getting all kind of help from our friends at "Victoria's Secret"

She's a B, as in barely anything there

False Advertising

: PM

The truth is she has a nice face

I need to do something to take my mind of her Easy enough, except I need an idea

I'm a little intoxicated I'm not gonna lie

So, what if it's not even pm and it's a Tuesday night The Kirkland's facebook is open on my desktop

And somebody of these people with pretty horrendous facebook pics

Billy Olsen's sitting here had the idea

putting some of the picture next to picture of farm animal

and have people vote who's hotter

Good call, Mr. Olsen!

Yeah, it's on

I'm not gonna do the farm animal but I like the idea of comparing two people together

It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel since people's rating of the picture is more implicit.. Than say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness like they do on hotornot. com

The first thing we're going to need is a lot of picture

Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook

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So I'm going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in

Let the hacking begin!

First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration

So a little wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook

Kid's stuff

Next is Eliot. They're also open but with no indexes in Apache

I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page

Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me

Excellent. Moving right along

Excuse me, everybody..

You're in one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive club, not just Harvard but in the world Now, I wanna welcome you all, The Phoenix Club First Party of the fall semester

Lowell has some security they require username/password combo

I'm gonna go ahead and says the don't have an access to main fas user database

So they have no worry detecting an intrusion Adams has no security but limit the number of result to of pages

All I need to do is to break up some script I use on Lowell and reset

Quincy has no online facebook, what a shame!

Nothing I can do about that

Dunster is intense not only there's no public directory but there's no directory at all

You have to do searches. And if you're search return more than matches, nothing's get return Once you do get result, they don't link directly to images

They link to PHP that redirect to something

Weird! That's maybe difficult I'll come back later

-Hei, Mark!

-What -Great one. Beautiful fish

-Thanks

Leverett is a little better They still make you search But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every students pictures

I slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time..

There's no way I'm gonna go to pages to download pics one at a time

So it's definitely necessary to break out emacs and modify that Perl script

***

Done

Hey, what's goin' on

Perfect timing

Eduardo is here and he is going to have the key ingredients

-Hey Mark

-Eduardo..

You and Erica split up

How did you know that

It's on your blog

-Yeah

-Are you alright

-I need you

-I'm here for you

No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players

Are you ok

We're ranking girls

-You mean others student-Yup

You think this such a good idea

I need the algorithm alright. I need the algorithm Each girl base rating

At any given time "Girl A" has a rating R-a and "Girl B" has a rating R-b

When any girls are matched up

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there's an expectation of which will win based on their current rating, right

yeah. And all those expectations are express this way

Let's write it

The one on the left

The right

***

-It works

-Who should we send it first

-Dwyer

-Neal

Who will you send it to

Just to couple of people

Question is: who are they gonna send it to

Hey, guys check this out

Right or left

***

Right or left

*****

Right or left

She's my room mate

This is pathetic

Albright

He blog about you

You don't wanna read it

***

*********

Erika, is this yours? ***

***

Awful lot of traffic

You think maybe we should shut it down before get into trouble

Hello

Wa-wait... what

At in the morning Well, this very an usual amount of traffic to the switch of Kirkland

You're saying it's unusual for in the morning No, this should be unusual for half time at the superbowl

Alright

I'm gonna go in

What's goin' on

Harvard network is about to crash

You don't think..

I do..

Go to see if it's everybody..

I can't comin'

The network's down

Unless, it's coincidence I think this is us

It's not a coincidence

Holy shit..

So you were called in front of the Ad Board

That's not what happen

You weren't called in front of the Administrator Board

No, back, I mean... that's, back at the bar with Erica Albright

-She said all that

-Mark

That I said that stuff to her

I was reading from the transcript for the deposition Why we do even need to depose her

That really for us to decide

Miss, You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk

-I'll be more likely to settle

-Mark..

Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that

It's been almost hours

And frankly you did spend awful lot of the time.. Embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg with the girl's testimony from the bar

I'm not embarrassed. She just made a lot that up She was under oath

I guess there would be the first time somebody's lies under oath

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You got hundred hits within hours

-Thousands

-What

Twenty-two *thousands*

These guys are pretty fast

Sure anybody make this a fair fight

Jump up and swim

I think we'd have to jump up and drowned

Or you could row forward I could row backward We're genetically identical, science says we'd stay in the one place

Just row the damn boat

-You guys here about this

-What

Two nights ago, a sophomore shut network from laptop at Kirkland

-***

-At AM

How

He set up a website, where you vote on the hotness female undergrads

What were we doing that none of us heard about this

*** Three hours rows before breakfast

For course... Studying. ***

***

How much activity was on those thing

Twenty two thousands pages request

***

This guy hack the facebook from houses

He set up the whole site in night And he did it while he was drunk

Twenty two thousands

How do you know his drunk

He was blogging simultaneously

-You know what I think

-I'm way ahead of you

This is our guy Cameron Winklevoss, W-i-n-k-I-e-v-o-s-sCameron spell the usual way

Tyler Winklevoss, Tyler spell the usual way And my last name the same as my brother's

Mr. Zuckerberg, This in an Administration board hearing

You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, violating copyrights

Violating individual privacy by creating the website https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,

You're also charge with being in violation university policy on distribution of digitized imaging

Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so

I've, You know, I've already apologize to the Crimson, to the ABHW..

To Fuerza Latina, and to any women in Harvard may have been insulted as I take it that they were As for any charges stemming from the breach from the security

I believe I deserve some recognition from this board

I'm sorry

Yes

-I don't understand..

-Which part

You deserve recognition

I believe, I pointed out some pretty gaping holes on your system..

-Excuse me, May I

-Yes

Mr. Zuckerberg. I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network

And I can assure you of its sophistication

In fact it was that level of sophistification that led us to you in for less than hours

-Four hours

-Yes, sir

That would be impressive except if you had know what you lookin' for

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You would've seen it written on my dorm room window

-So

-Six month academic probation

-Well, they making an example out of you

-They have my blog

I shouldn't have write nothing about the farm animals. That was stupid

But, I was kidding, for god sake Doesn't anybody have some sense of humour

But I tried to stop you

***

How do you do these thing, How you manage to get all girls to hate us

-Why do I let you..

-I know

-Can't do that..

-Eduardo, I said enough

Ok, let's look at a sample problem..

Suppose we're given a computer with a -bit virtual address and a page size of bytes

The system uses one-level page tables, which start at address x

Maybe you want to have DMA on your -bit system, who knows

The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc

Assume page table entries have eight status bits The eight status bits would then be... Anybody

And I see we have our first surrender

Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men than you have tried and failed at this class

One valid bit, modify bit, reference bit and permission bits

That is correct

***

Mark

Are you Mark Zuckerberg

Yeah -Cameron Winklevoss

-Hi..

Tyler Winklevoss

Are you guys related

-It's good

-Funny

We never heard that before

So what can I do for you Did I insult your girlfriends No, we didn't, Actually... I don't know

-We never asked

-Maybe we should do that..

** We have an idea we want to talk you about

Do you have a minute

You guys look like you spend some time at a gym

-We have to

-***

We row crew

-Yeah, I've got a minute

-***

-So you ever been in The Porcellian

-No

Allright we gonna stay, we can't take you past the bike room 'cause you're not a member

I've heard

Wanna sandwich or something

ok

-Mark, right

-yeah

-Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner

-Hi

We were really impressed with facemash

And then we checked you out and you also built CourseMatch

I don't know CourseMatch

You go online and you see what courses your friend are taking is..

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You are really smart, man

-Mark..

-Yeah

***

********

And you invented something in high school too, right

An app for an MP player that recognizes your taste in music

Anybody try to buy it

Microsoft

How much

I didn't sell it. I uploaded for free

-For free

-Yeah

Why

Ok, well. We have something that we've been working for a while. We think it's great

It's called HarvardConnection

You create your own page Interests, bio, friends, pics

***

Yeah, how this different from MySpace or Friendster

Harvard-dot-E-D-U

https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html, is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country

And the whole site kinda base on the idea with girls..

-Not to putting anything in delicate

-Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard

***

Many different between what we're talkin' about

and MySpace or Friendster any others social networks inside..

is that exclusivity..

Right

Right Yeah, we'd love you to work with this Mark

We need a gifted programmer and you're creative And we know you would take this serious.. Womens group already declare a war..

You know, this could help rehabilitate you image Wow, you would do that for me

We'd like to work with you

Our first programmer graduated and went to work at Google

Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with school work

We will need you to build the site write the code and we'll provide..

I'm in..

-What

-I'm in

Awesome!

That's what you said

It was or years ago..I don't know what I said When did you come Eduardo

I don't understand the question

Do you remember answering an affirmative

The affirmative..

When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for facebook

It was called the facebook then

It doesn't need to be that difficult

I'm currently in the middle of differents law suits Did you answer affirmatively

When Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, Divya Narendra ask you to build Harvard Connection

Did you say, yes

I said I'd help

When did you approached Mr. Saverin with the idea for the facebook

I wouldn't say I approached him

Sy

You can answer the question

At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi

What's that

The jewish fraternity

It was Caribbean night

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It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls

It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me

I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls

I don't think it's that complicated They're hot, They're smart

they're not Jewish and they can't dance

-Hey, Mark's here

-Mark

***

I think I've come up with something

Hang on, I've gotta tell you something you're not going to believe

-What

-I got punched by the Phoenix

-Are You kidding

-No

I mean it's just the first of the step process

But they slipped the invitation under my door tonight

I go to the first punch party tomorrow

You got punch by The Phoenix

Yeah, probably, it was just a diversity thing

It was just a diversity thing I'll just ride that horse until..

What did you want to talk about

-Mark

-Yeah

You said you've come up with something

Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside

It's degrees outside

I can't stare to that loop of Niagara falls which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean People came to Facemash in a stampede, right Yeah

But it wasn't because the saw pictures of hot girls You can go any around on the internet and see pictures of hot girls Yeah

That was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew

People wanna go on the internet and check out their friends

So why not build the website that offers that Friends, pictures, profiles whatever you can visit, browse around

Maybe its someone you just met at a party But I'm not talkin' about a dating site

I'm talkin' about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online

I can't feel my legs

I know, I'm totally psyched about this. But Wardo..

-Yeah..

-It would be exclusive

You would've to know the people on the site to get pass thru on page

-Like getting punched

-That's good

Wardo, it's like a Final Clubs except we're the president

I told him i thought it sounded great

It was a great idea

There's nothing to hack

People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information

And people had the ability to invite or not invite their friends to join

See, in the world were the social structure was everything

That was the "THING"

It was a big project

And he was going to have to write ten of thousands of lines of code

So I wonder, why he was coming to me and not to his room mate

Dustin Moskowitz and Chris Hughes they're programmers

We're gonna need a little start-up cash to rent the servers and get it online

So that was why

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-Did he offers terms

-Yes

We'll split it. -

Seventy for me, Thirty for you for you, putting up a thousands dollar

And for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO

-And you said

-I said "Let's do it"

-Ok, did he add anything else

-Yes

It probably was a diversity thing

but so what

Why do you think he said that

Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting But whose discovery it is

-Sy, if you let me continue with my line of question..

-What do you suggesting

They're suggesting I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by Phoenix

and began a plan to screw him out of the company I haven't even invented yet

-Were you

-Gretchen..

Jealous of Eduardo

Oh, stop typing, we're off the record

Maam, I know you've done your home work

And so you know that money isn't a big part of my life

But at the moment I could buy I could buy Mt. Auburn Street

Take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my pingpong room

I'll let you know how the party is

We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook and a witness in another -Yes, Sir

-At any time In the weeks

prior to Mark telling you his idea

Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss, Divya Narendra or HarvardConnection Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site But that he'd looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time

He said even his most pathetic friends knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys

"These guys" meaning my clients

Yes. He resented, Mark resented that they, that your clients

thought that he need to rehabilitate his image after the Facemash thing

but Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything

With Facemash he'd hack into Harvard computers, he dumps his nose to the Ad Board

He got a lot of honorarity. Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do

Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building the Facebook

He was also communicating with the plaintiffs

Not at the time I wasn't. But..

It really didn't have much to do with The Winkelvoss dating site

How would you know? You' weren't even..

Were you aware that while MrZuckerberg was building TheFacebook

He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building HarvardConnection

You're offering a conclusion not found an evidence We are about to finding an evidence..

From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss November ,

I read over all the stuff you sent me re-HarvardConnection

and it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement

so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night

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From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December ,

"Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls

I was working on a problem set for my sytems class"

Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. December ,

"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work"

"So I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting."

"I'm also really busy tomorrow"

***

Tell him okay but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all head off for break

***

-Hi Mark

-Hi

I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with

a mySQL back-end

It's gonna cost a little more money

-How much more

-About more

-Do we need it

-Gotta handle the traffic

-Do it

-I already did

Hey guess what..

I'm in the nd cut

That's good. You should be proud of that right there

Don't worry if you don't make it any further

I'll get out of here

From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra December ,

I have a cs problem set that I'm just getting started with

And It should be about hours of coding so I'll be busy tomorrow night

I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon

I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon

I've basically been in the lab this whole time and also..

Won't be able to do it Saturday as I have to meet up with my parents..

As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard founder of Harvard University in

It's also called The Statue of Three Lies

What are the three lies

Mr. Dowd

The three lies

First... Shit!

-Take your pants off

-I know

Mr. Saverin

) Harvard was founded in not

) Harvard was not founded by John Harvard

and ) That's not John Harvard

Who is it

F-friend of the sculptor Daniel... Chester

Keep you jacket on

days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients

And he still hadn't completed work on HarvardConnection

But On January ,

Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name the facebook by Network Solution

To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on HarvardConnection

Not to my knowledge. No

Hi Cameroon, "I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site to really draw the attention

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And gain the critical mass necessary to get a site like this to run"

We'll speak soon

This is the first time he mentioned any problem Yes, he was

You'd sent e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received e-mails in return

And this was the first time he indicated that he's not happy

That's correct!

He had days to study our system and get out ahead..

Do you see any of your code on Facebook

-***

-Did I use any of your code

You stole our whole god damn idea

Fellas

-What a match-dot-com for Harvard guys!

-Can I continue with my deposition

You know you really don't need a forensic team to get to bottom of this

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook you'd have invented Facebook

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder while you write us a check

No Shit

Let's continue

February ,

Mark... Mark..

There is a girl in your art history class name Stephanie Attis

Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend Have you ever seen her with anyone

And if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone

People don't walk around with a sign on them that says some.. ***

We were supposed to meet at

-Have you slept yet

-I've to add something

What

Shit that's look good That's look really good

It's clean and simple, no Disney land..

But watch..

What'd you write

Relationship status, Interested in

This is what drives live in college Are you having sex or aren't you

It's why people take certain classes. And sit where they sit

And do what they do, and it's um, centre, you know That what's thefacebook is gonna be about.. People gonna log on..

Because after all the cake and watermelon there's a chance they're actually gonna..

-Get laid..

-Meet a girl. Yes

-This is really good

-And that's it

What d'you mean

-It's ready

-It's ready

-yeah

-right now

That was it, and here's the masthead

-You made a masthead

-Yeah

-Eduardo Saverin, Co-Founder and CFO

-yeah

You have no idea how what that's gonna mean for my father

Sure I do..

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When's it go on live

Right now, take your laptop out

Why we do need my laptop

Because you've got e-mails for everybody at Phoenix

yeah.I'm not sure ..

it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their..

-It's not spam

-I know it's not spam

If we send it to our friends it'll just bounce around the computer lab

I haven't gotten in yet

These guys know people and I need their e-mails

-Sure

-Good

-Give me the mailing list

-jabberwock@harvard E-D-U

These guys

They're literary geniuses 'cause the world's most obvious Lewis Caroll reference is in their..

They're not so bad

-I'm just saying

-Yeah, you're right

The site's live

You know, Let's go get a drink and celebrate

I'm buying

Mark

Mark, are you praying

What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin

It's a Valentine's theme They playing love songs Good point, 'cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs

Honey, just put your laptop away..

Seventy four people spam me the same link Casey..

-What is it

-I don't know But I'm really hoping it's cat look like a hitler 'cause i can never get enough of that

No, it's not

Div

What

Div, w-what is wrong

-Hey!

-Not now!

-We need mins

-Ok

I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website

-Mark Zuckerberg

-He stole our website

It's been alive for more than hours

Mr. Hotchkiss

Ty, the lawyer's on the phone with dad

Yes, Sir. I'm here with my brother Tyler, our business partner, Divya

Welcome to theFacebook

theFacebook is an online directory that connects people through different social networks

You must have a https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html, address to register That's right Yes, Sir

I called earlier, I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg

Yes, Sir. He's quoted a couple of times. I can read it to you

"Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard"

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I think it's kind of silly that it would take the University a couple of years to get around to it

I can do it in class jobs than they can't and I did it in a week

-Tell him, Divya Narendra called, I appreciate it

-That's how we talks

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As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg set over students to registered https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,

He said that he anticipated students would've join the site by this morning

Divya was just reading that students signed up on the first day

If I was I drug dealer I could give free drugs to people in one day

-This guy doesn't have friends to rob..

-Guys, please, come on..

Alright that's what we'll do, Mr Hotchkiss ** Then we e-mail it to you

You won't be able to get on the website yourself Because you don't have a harvard... uhm.

you know what it would be easy for us to e-mail it to you

I'm sure you right... He's a good guy

And he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to... do what he did

Alright, thank you very much..

And Dad, Love you too

He good guy

We don't know that he's not a good guy

We know he Stole our idea

We know that he lied to our faces for a month and half

He never lie to our face

He never saw our faces! Finehe lied to our e-mail accounts

So he got himself -days head start

He knows what apparently you don't which is that getting there first is everything

I'm a competitive racer, Div

I don't think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first. Thank you Alright, that's was your father's lawyer

Yeah, well his in-house counsel

He's gonna look at all this if he thinks it's appropriate he'll send a cease and desist letter ***

What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!

-We don't have to do that

-That's right

We can do that ourself

I'm six-five, lbs, and there's two of me. I'm with this guy

Whatever, I'm saying let's calm down until we know what we're talking about

how much more information are you waiting for We met with Mark times, exchanged e-mailswe can prove that he looked at the code..

what is that on the bottom of page

It's "A Mark Zuckerberg production"

-On the homepage

-On every pages

Shit. I need to let the classiness waft over me Ok, look..

They wrote, "Zuckerberg said that he hoped the privacy options..

...would help to restore his reputation following student outrage over https://www.sodocs.net/doc/2315263145.html,"

That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us "the finger" in the Crimson

While we're waiting for dad's lawyer to look this stuff over, we can at least..

-No..

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We're not starting a knife fight in the Crimson and we're not suing anybody

Why not

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He's gonna say it's stupid

What, who? Me

Say it why not

Because we're gentlemen of Harvard

This is Harvard. Where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people

You thought he was going to be the only one who thought that was stupid

During the time when you say you had this idea Did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means

A family of means

Did you know that his father was wealthy

I'm not sure why you're asking me that

It's not important that you be sure why I'm asking you

It's not important to you

Sy..

Did you know that they came from money

I had no idea whether they came from money or not

In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra you reference Tate Winklevoss consulting firm

If you say so

Howard Winklevoss founded the firm and its assets are in the hundreds of millions

You also knew that Tyler and Cameron were members of a Harvard Final club called the Porcellian

-They pointed that out

-Excuse us for inviting you in

To the bike room..

So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money

-Yes

-Let me tell you why I'm asking

I'm wondering why..

If you needed a $ for an internet venture you didn't ask my clients for it

They'd demonstrated to you an interest in this kind of thing..

I went to my friend for the money because that he's who I wanted to be partners with.. Eduardo was presidents of the Harvard Inverstors Association and he was also my best friend

Your best friend is suing you for million dollars

I didn't know that tell me more!

Eduardo, what happen after the initial lunch

Sy would you mind addressing as Mr. Saverin

-Gretchen, they're best friend

-Not anymore

I already went through this on the.. Nevermind, Mr. Saverin..

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It's exploded, everybody on campus was using it

"Facebook-me" was the common expression after two weeks

and Mark..

And Mark was biggest thing on a campus that included Nobel Laureates

Pulitzer Prize Winnerstwo future Olympians

and a movie star

Who's the movie star

Does it matter

No

Beautiful day. And I was up in my Radcliffe dorm He brought that magazine up and he saw it to me

And he said, "Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've got to start now."

And I said... "Okay."

Let's get basic hardware

Most of you think you know the rest of story that you may not

The beginning of the industry were very humble.. That kit computer on the cover of that magazine, had an processor in it

Unless you paid extra for K memory board bits

so the challenges *** but

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*** Isn't that Mark Zuckerberg

Yeah

-He made facebook

-Yeah

I mean both of us. Yeah, we... yes

Cool. I'm Christy Lee. This is Alice

hi

Nice to meet you

Facebook-me when you get home We can all go out and grab a drink

Certainly, absolutely will do that

She said "Facebook-me" and we can all go for a drink later

Which is stunningly great for two reasons

One she said "Facebook-me"Right? And the other..

-They wanna have drinks later

-Yes

Have you ever heard so many different good things packed into one regular-sized sentence

Excuse me. Mark

Yeah

I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your O.S. lab

Sure

-Awesome job with theFacebook

-Awesome Job

-Thanks

-I'm Bob

-How are you doin'

-You know, I could swear.

he was looking at you when he said The next Bill Gates could be right in this room

I doubt it

I showed up late, I don't even know who the speaker was

It was Bill Gates Shit... that's make sense

Alright, thanks guys

Are you moron? Are you medically stupid

You can't recognize Bill Gates in front of you for an hour

Mark Zuckerberg now thinks we got into Harvard on a dimwit scholarship

I'm gonna get a Glock..

It's time to monetize the thing

What are their natives

-Did you heard what I just said

-When

I said it's times to monetize the site

What is that mean

It means time for the website generating the revenue

No, I know what the word means I'm asking how do you want to do it

-Advertising

-No

-We've got members

-'Cause theFacebook is cool

And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew it's not gonna be cool

Well I wasn't thinking it would be Mountain Dew but at some point

And I'm talkin' as the business end of the company, the site..

We don't even know what it is yet, we don't what it is..

We don't know what it can be

We don't know what it will be We know that it's cool

That's a priceless asset and I'm not giving it up

-So it won't be finish

-It won't be finish

That's the point, the way fashion never finish

-What

-Fashion, fashion is never finish

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You talkin' about fashion, really you

I'm talkin' about the idea I'm sayin' that never finish

Ok, but they manage to make money, sellin' pants

Mark what is this

-What

-this

It's called the cease and desist letter. What were their names

-Who

-The girls

When did you get this

About ten days ago. Right after we launched the site

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Hey, the girls what were their names

They're sayin'... the Winklevoss twins are sayin' that you stole their idea

I find that to be mildly annoying

They find it to be Intelectual Property Theft

-Look..

-Why don't you show it to me

It was addressed to me

They're sayin' that we stole theFacebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevoss..

-I know what it says

-Did we

-Did we what

-Don't screw around with me now

Look at me

The letter says we could face legal action

-No, it says I could face legal action

-This is from lawyer, Mark

They must feel they have some grounds for.. The lawyer is their father's house counsel

Do they have grounds

The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame

Wardo, I didn't use any of their codeI promise, I didn't use anything

Look, a guy who builds a really nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who's ever built a chair Ok, they came to me with an idea. I had a better one

Why didn't you show me this letter

I didn't think it was a big deal

If there's something wrongif there's ever anything wrong

You can tell me

I'm the guy that wants to help

This is our thing

Now, is there anything that you need to tell me

No

What are we doing about this

I went to a -L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back

And what did you say

When we met in January, I express my doubts about the site

where it stood with graphic, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated.. ...the lack of hardware we had to deal with the site use

the lack of promotion that we go on to successfully launch the website..

This was the first time you raised any of those concern, right

I'd raised concerns before

-Bullshit Not to us

-Gentlemen

I'm talkin about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring

Yeah

Let me re-phrase this

You sent my client e-mails. In the first , you did't raise any concerns

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Is that a question

In the th e-mail you raised concerns about the site functionality

-Were you leading them on for six weeks

-No

Why didn't you raise any of these concern before

-It's raining

-I'm sorry

It's just started raining

Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention

No

Do you think I deserve it

-What

-Do you think I deserve your full attention

I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself

So I have a legal obligation to say no

Okay

-no

You don't think I deserve your attention

I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall

They have the right to give it a try

But there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie

You have part of my attentionyou have the minimum amount

The rest of my attention is back at the offices of theFacebook

Where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room

Including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing

Did I adequately answer your condescending question

I have :, why don't we say that's lunch

Back at :

So what were their names

Their names are Christy and Alice

And They wanna have drinks tonight

I don't care Hey man, sorry, uhmm, couple of girls refreshing up in there

Sweet..

We have groupies

-I'll be right back

-Hey, where you goin'

Mark..

Erica

Hey

I saw you from over there

-I don't know you came to this club a lot

-First time

Mine too

Can I talk you alone for a second

I think I'm good right here

I just... I'd love to talk you alone

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-Right here is fine

I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched

No

-TheFacebook

-You called me a bitch on internet, Mark

That's why, I wanna talk to you..

-On the internet..

-If you could just...That's why I came over

Comparing women to farm animals

I didn't end up doing that

It didn't stop you from writing it

As if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever, it would be a crime for it not to be share

The internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink

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And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch Right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size..

And then rated women based on their hotness

-Erica, is there a problem

-No, there's no problem

You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays

I was nice to you don't torture me for it

If we could just go somewhere for a minute..

I don't want to be rude to my friends

-Okay

-Okay

Good luck with your video game

Dude, that's was great..

That was right thing to do, you apologize, right

-We have to expand

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Is he mad about something

Okay, we're expanding to Yale and Columbia Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me

Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach

You can start by gettin' a story in B.U student newspaper. It's the bridge

They hate doing stories about Harvard Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major

Tell 'em Mark Zuckerberg will do hours of free programming for them

-Why do you want a story in the B.U. newspaper.. -Because I do

Now, here's the arrangement. Eduardo's CFO and owns % of the company

Dustin's Vice President and Head of Programming and his % of the company will come from my end Chris is Director of Publicity and his compensation will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing -Any questions

-Who the girls

Sorry, uhmm... they are Christy and Alice

-Hi..

-Hi. Hello

Is there anything we can do

No, that's it

Yale and Columbia, let's go

-And Stanford..

-What

Standford. It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto

-You don't want any lunch

-No

You're welcome to some salad

No, thank you

This must be hard

Who are you

-I'm Marylin Delpy, I introduced myself this morning

-I mean, what do you do

I'm a second year associate at the firm

My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase

What are you doin'

Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia Bosnia

They don't have roads but they have Facebook You must really hate the Winklevoss

I don't hate anybody

The Winklevii aren't suing me for intellectual property theft

They're suing me because for the first time in their lives

Things didn't work at the way they were supposed to for them

-He's expanding

-What

He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanfordit's gonna be in the Crimson tomorrow

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-Really

-Yeah

Well, it's look like that Cease and desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh

I want to hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get this website taken down now!

Every minute, the site's up, Harvard Connection become less valuable

I want an injunction, I want damagespunitive relief and I want him dead

I want those things too!

Then why aren't we doing anything about it?! Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?!

Because you're not thinking about how it's gonna look

How's it gonna look

Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym Cam, he violated Massachusetts state law

When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California he'll have violated federal law

And by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law There's no such thing as Harvard law

Wait, Yes, there is

Harvard student handbook

Every freshman is issued one of this. Somewhere in this book says..

You can't steal from another student

This is what we needed

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You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers

My brother and I pay tuition at this school, we carry a . GPA at this school

We've won trophies for this school and We'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school

I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school

Why Stanford

W

-Why do you think

I'm sorry, I'm late for Bio Chem.

Okay You don't know my name, do you

Is it Stanford

I should just kick your ass

How you go to party and you meet somebody.. Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda

Your father in commercial real estate and your mother is years sober

What's my major

-Trombone

-Really

I remember something about a trombone

"Tu fais l'amour ?la jolie fille et la mets de ce(You make love to the pretty girl and put it aside)

-French..

-Oui

-Your major is French

-And yours

Mine

I don't have one

You haven't declared

I don't go to school

-You kidding

-No

Where did you go to school

William Elementary for a little while

Seriously, you're not like years old or anything are you

No

-But you're not like , are you

-No

So what do you do

I'm an entrepreneur

-You're unemployed

-I wouldn't say that

What would you say

That I'm an entrepreneur

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